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agesavage

Ha! Spam emails crack me up sometimes… “Send this to 3 close female friends or in 3 minutes you will transform!”… Ohhhh so spooky! Blah blah blah… perpetually horny sex addict…. Blah blah blah…. Helpless to resist your bodies desires…. Will need to be photographed or filmed to be able to achieve orgasm… end up as a gangbang pornstar…. blah blah blah….

Jesus, who wrote this??? Looks like some idiot named agesavage has too much time on their hands. What a load of nonsense!

Lets see…delete! Empty trash…. Goodbye forever, stupid spam email! Now, back to work!

Thats weird…. I feel really funny down there…. Like, horny or whatever…. Huh, maybe I have some weird fetish for deleting idiotic emails hahaha!

Thats weird… That smell… Is that coming from me? Id better check before anyone smells- HOLY SHIT I’M ACTUALLY DRIPPING! Jesus, I’ve never felt this wet before…. Is it all me?

Oh no… I shouldn’t have touched it…. That feels sooo good…. Oh my gawd! Fuck I can’t believe I’m fingering myself in the middle of the office! I need to get out of here now! I could get seen fingering myself at my desk like a filthy slut…. Mmmm yes like a filthy bitch, leered at by everyone in the office! I’ll be completely humiliated!

….Oh god, why does that thought make me so much hotter?

Ohhhhh this soo sexy… Masturbating near all these people is so fucking hot… Yes i feel like a filthy whore doing this…. Mmmm almost there…. My pussy is on fire!

Ugh…. Why can’t I cum?? Im so horny… My fingers are totally covered in my juices…. I think Ted at the next desk over is giving me some funny looks…. I need to cum soooo bad though….

Mmmm fuck yeah my clit is so swollen and sensitive…. Its so worth moaning out loud every time I slide my finger over it…. Oh jesus people are looking… I can’t stop though, I’m so close! Fuck Sharon is pulling out her phone…. Is she filming m-“OOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUCCCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YESSSS IM CUMMINNNNMMMG!”