“Goddammit, when I said I wished I could go back to drinking beers with my friends, this isn’t what I meant either!”
“But *BUUUUURP* that waaaas a lotta beer to chug all at once….. And I do still have this cock hungry pussy that I was *hic* dum enough to wish for….”
*inebriated sway*
“Holdon a sec kay? I jus… I jus thunka somethin…. Hold my beer for just like a second…. And then we can toooootally do wish three kay I promise….“
