“Can you say Ladyboner?”
That’s right, your silly cock has vanished, it’s gone!
Naw, are you a little sad about that?
In its place though, its a yummy puffy little pussy…. a drippy hole for you to fill!

What do you mean, it’s too puffy? Is there even such thing? Is its swelling giving you trouble thinking?
Well, you seemed to enjoy your boners so much, I decided to let you keep the ability to have them! Except just without the cock….
I thought it might make you feel a little more manly if blood still rushes to your crotch every time you get even remotely aroused, and makes everything all swollen and fun down there…. Oh look, its happening now! Awwww…. are you getting horny looking at your own pussy? You little slut!

That’s right give it a little feel….. it’s not so bad right? I bet it feels so different to what you’re used to… Soft and meltingly hot instead of hard and rigid…. But if its any consolation, at least your touch is making it swell up, just like it would when you were still a man! Look, even your little clit is balooning up with blood! Its so cuuute!

See, its kinda like a you’re still a guy? Your lips get all red and swollen, they puff out like little straining boners…. oh that must be so sensitive! Look, you even still get pre-cum dribbling out! Who would even know the difference?

Mmmm though you might find its a tad more sensitive….. As you can see if I rub your…. MY cock up against it, it… Well…. it…. short circuits your brain. Melts your mind right along with any silly notions you have of still being able to fuck anymore….. GET fucked maybe….. but you’ll likely never be in control of that ever again…….

I almost envy you… the very first bearer of a literal Ladyboner! Oh man, I can see how excited you are about it too…… So happy you can’t even remember how to speak coherently! Isn’t that cute…….
Well, thanks for helping me experiment with my new idea. It seems to work really well, so I’m gonna go distribute it amoungst some other soon-to-be-sluts I know! Just don’t think about sex for a few hours and I’m sure it will stop gushing and go down eventually! At least you dont have to wait about blue balls! Is getting blue ovaries a thing?…. Blovaries?

